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Blood Lite: An Anthology of Humorous Horror Stories Presented by the Horror Writers Association [Secure]
by Charlaine Harris
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BLOOD LITE ... a collection of entertaining tales that puts the fun back into dark fiction, with ironic twists and tongue-in-cheek wit to temper the jagged edge. Charlaine Harris reveals the dark side of going green, when a quartet of die-hard environmentalists hosts a fundraiser with a gory twist in "An Evening with Al Gore"...In an all-new Dresden Files story from Jim Butcher, when it comes to tracking deadly paranormal doings, there's no such thing as a "Day Off" for the Chicago P.D.'s wizard... more info>>
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Skinny Bitching: Thirty-Something Women Mouth Off About Age Angst, Pregnancy Pressure, and the Dieting Battles You Never Win [Secure]
by Jenny Lee
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In her acclaimed books I Do. I Did. Now What?! and What Wendell Wants, Jenny Lee hilariously chronicled the milestones of getting married and getting a dog. Now she takes on the most terrifying milestone of all: getting older. Tackling everything from the peer pressure to have children to resisting the siren call of suburbia, Skinny Bitching delivers unsparingly witty commentary on: What to do when you actually start breaking out again like you did in junior high school (how is that even possibl... more info>>
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation
by Kage Alan
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Welcome to the world of 19-year-old Andy Stevenson, where life is ruled by Murphy's Law and if something doesn't seem like it can get any worse, it generally does. 1989: The adventure begins during the summer after Andy's freshman year of college when he must accompany his grandmother on a six-day trip to California. Upon arrival, however, life becomes a series of comical faux pas with relatives who can't remember his name, women who want to charge him $10 to put suntan lotion on their bodies an... more info>> (Published: 2008)
Words: 69401 - Reading Time: 198-277 min.
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The Jeeves Omnibus: My Man Jeeves; Right Ho, Jeeves
by P. G. Wodehouse
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Two Jeeves and Bertie novels for one low price. Here are the first two Jeeves novels, My Man Jeeves and Right Ho, Jeeves, complete and unabridged--over 800 pages of reading pleasure in one inexpensive eBook. You will howl, you'll laugh, your sides will need stitching, when you read the classic adventures that made a certain British butler a household word. (Published: 2004)
Words: 200000 - Reading Time: 571-800 min.
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The First P. G. Wodehouse Omnibus: The Indiscretions of Archie; The Intrusion of Jimmy; The Coming of Bill
by P. G. Wodehouse
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A Triple-Scoop of Frolicsome, Rollicking Fun from the Creator of Jeeves and Wooster! Archie, who has the world's greatest gift for putting his oversized foot in his oversized mouth, indiscreetly sticks his nose in where he ought not, marrying the beauteous Lucille Brewster, whose millionaire father strongly disapproves. Then Archie develops his knack for getting in deeper and deeper with Father Brewster, with hilarious results. Next, Jimmy Pitt falls in love, befriends a burglar, and burgles a p... more info>> (Published: 2006)
Words: 225387 - Reading Time: 643-901 min.
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Andy Stevenson vs. The Lord of the Loins
by Kage Alan
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Welcome back to the world of Andy Stevenson, where life is just one run-in with Murphy's Law after another. Having returned home from his summer vacation in California where he "came out" the hard and hilarious way in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation, Andy heads back to college for his sophomore year. It's not until Christmas break is over that things start to heat up. Blonde bombshell/poet Tristan may or may not be taking a liking to Andy, but how far will he go to fin... more info>> (Published: 2008)
Words: 70839 - Reading Time: 202-283 min.
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Bob Hope Christmas Show: 1953 [The Audio Archive with Bill Mills] [MP3 Audio]
by Bob Hope, Bill Mills
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An Audio Archive presention of the Christmas episode of The Bob Hope Show for 1953! Filled with comedy, music and warm Christmas cheer, it's a nostalgic look back at one of America's great entertainers in the process of establishing what became a true American tradition for many many years... The Bob Hope Christmas Specials. Bob Hope was born Leslie Townes Hope in 1903 and, just like his longtime friend George Burns, lived to be just over 100 years old. He appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, on... more info>> (Published: 1953)
Length: 0 hours, 28 minutes, 56 secs
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Cowboy Christmas Audio Double-Feature: Gunsmoke & Roy Rogers Show [The Audio Archive with Bill Mills] [MP3 Audio]
by Bill Mills
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Cowboy Christmas Audio Double-Feature: Two Complete Radio Adventures Plus Special Commentary! During the years now known to Old Time Radio (OTR) fans as the Golden Age of Radio listeners could expect to hear special guests and holiday sketches on their favorite programs. Even the western shows and cowboy stars of the day could be counted on to show the holiday spirit, especially at Christmas time. This Audio Archive presentation showcases two such Christmas episodes from two of radio's most popu... more info>>
Length: 1 hours, 6 minutes, 3 secs
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Why Can't I be Normal?
by Human Warnings
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Why Can't I be Normal? Tells the story of a man who wants so badly to be normal, that he becomes increasingly weird. (Published: 2009)
Words: 25922 - Reading Time: 74-103 min.
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Miracle on 34th Street starring Edmund Gwenn [The Audio Archive with Bill Mills] [MP3 Audio]
by Valentine Davies, Bill Mills
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An Audio Archive Special Feature Presentation of one of the greatest and most beloved Christmas stories, Miracle on 34th Street starring Edmund Gwenn, Maureen O'Hara and John Payne. A classic movie condensed and performed live as a one hour radio play by The Lux Radio Theater in 1948. In the words of Lux Theater producer William Keely; "It's wrapped in a gay covering of laughter, tied with a bright ribbon of good humor and decorated with the three sparkling stars of the 20th Century Fox picture... more info>> (Published: 1948)
Length: 1 hours, 5 minutes, 39 secs
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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove [Secure]
by Christopher Moore
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The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally--well, to be accurate, artificially--business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal sea beast named Steve with, shall we say, a thing for explosive oil tanker trucks. Suddenly, morose Pine Cove turns libidinous and is hit by a mysterious crime wave, and a beleaguered constable has to fig... more info>>
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The Psmith Omnibus: Mike & Psmith; Psmith in the City; Psmith, Journalist
by P. G. Wodehouse
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Meet Wooster and Jeeves' Only True Rival! Next to that famous pair, Rupert Psmith is P. G. Wodehouse' most beloved creation. This monocle-sporting dandy and ex-Etonian will tell you that the P in his name is silent, and was added by himself as he considers himself too remarkable to be a mere "Smith". You will meet Psmith in all his most famous adventures in this bargain omnibus reprinting of the three books that introduced this famous Wodehouse character to the world. When Mike introduces his ne... more info>> (Published: 2006)
Words: 216546 - Reading Time: 618-866 min.
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'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out [Secure]
by Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman is back, and with 'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out he gets it on with all manner of egos. In this collection of twisted takes on life, the Kinkster gives us funny, irreverent, and insightful looks at outsized personalities from people he's known, like Bill Clinton, George W., Willie Nelson, and Bob Dylan--not to mention Joseph Heller and Don Imus--to people he's known in spirit, such as Moses, Jesus, Jack Ruby, and Hank Williams. With his meditations on subjects ranging from sleepi... more info>> (Published: 2007)
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A Great Gildersleeve Audio Double-Feature: The Classic Radio Comedy Starring Harold Peary! [The Audio Archive with Bill Mills] [MP3 Audio]
by Bill Mills
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Holiday Hilarity and History with the Great Gildersleeve - Radio's Most Lovable Windbag! The inimitable Harold Peary, with his melodious baritone voice and trademark warbling laugh, achieved stardom portraying Gildersleeve on the first ever 'spin-off' series in broadcast history! Here are two hilarious holiday shows that capture this beloved character at his best, as well as the anxiety of pre-World War II America in a 1941 episode ("Soldiers for Thanksgiving") and the soaring prices and spirits... more info>> (Published: 2005)
Length: 1 hours, 17 minutes, 28 secs
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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea [Secure]
by Chelsea Handler
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The Eagerly Awaited Collection of Personal Essays from the Bestselling Author of My Horizontal Life. When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.In ... more info>>
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Around the Bend
by Darrell Bain
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How would ordinary citizens react to a society where any crime can be committed so long as you have enough money to pay the fine? How did a Manx kitten gain a tail? What happens after you die? Was it technology or magic that drove two spinsters together? Suppose you could write a letter to God and get an answer--but first you had to join His fan club? What do butterflies have to do with funerals? How did Darrell Bain react to 9/11? What ever happened to that lost Viagra pill? Do ghosts have sexu... more info>> (Published: 2003)
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Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon [Secure]
by Douglas Sarine
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DEADLY NINJA WISDOM FOR THE NON-NINJA.... Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path. After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja. Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die--probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. Bu... more info>>
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Etiquette With Your Robot Wife and Thirty More SF/F/H Lists
by Bruce Boston
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A darkly humorous collection of 31 lists, reprinted from the pages of Asimov's SF Magazine, Strange Horizons, Weird Tales, Talebones, Inhuman, Mythic Delirium, Dreams and Nightmares, Wicked Hollow, and other genre publications. Includes: "Signs Your Parents Are Being Replace by Automatons," "What to Expect and Not from an Interstellar Voyage," "Advice on Dealing with Your Teenage Werewolf Son," "Reasons the Druids Did Not Survive," "Advice on Meeting the Devil in Hell," and more. (Published: 2005) Strange Horizons Readers' Choice Award Runner-up, Asimov's Reader's Choice Award Winner
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Father Knows Best: Thanksgiving Show 1953 [The Audio Archive with Bill Mills] [MP3 Audio]
by Bill Mills
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Spend Thanksgiving with "your neighbors, the Andersons" and Father Knows Best! One of the most popular family programs of the Golden Age Of Radio, Father Knows Best debuted as a radio sitcom in 1949 and stars Robert Young as Jim Anderson, the show's "hero", and the Father from which it derived it's name. Jim sold insurance, lived in a lovely home with his wife Margaret, and together they struggled to meet the challenges of raising three 'modern' children in the new modern age... of the 1950s! Th... more info>>
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Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings [Secure]
by Christopher Moore
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Just why do humpback whales sing? That's the question that has marine behavioral biologist Nate Quinn and his crew poking, charting, recording, and photographing very big, wet, gray marine mammals. Until the extraordinary day when a whale lifts its tail into the air to display a cryptic message spelled out in foot-high letters: Bite me. Trouble is, Nate's beginning to wonder if he hasn't spent just a little too much time in the sun. 'Cause no one else on his team saw a thing--not his longtime pa... more info>>
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I Love You, Beth Cooper [Secure]
by Larry Doyle
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Denis Cooverman didn't want to give a typical graduation speech, cherishing memories and embracing challenges and crap. So, instead, he stood up in front of his 512 class-mates and their 3,000 relatives and said some-thing really important: "I love you, Beth Cooper." It would have been such a sweet, romantic moment. Except that: Beth, the head cheerleader, has only the vaguest idea who Denis is. And Denis, the captain of the debate team, is so far out of her league he is barely even the same spe... more info>> (Published: 2007)
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Just Add Water
by Jinx Schwartz
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After leaving a life-long swath of failed multi-national affairs in her jet stream, it is no wonder Hetta prefers living with her dog, RJ. But old habits die hard, and trolling for triceps is Hetta's hobby. Plying the waterfront in search of Saturday brunch, Hetta's attention is snagged by a parade of passing yachts--especially their predominantly male skippers--and experiences a champagne-induced epiphany: If she had a boat, she could get a man. In hopes a floating Valhalla will overcome an all... more info>> (Published: 2006) EPPIE Award Winner
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Life on Santa Claus Lane
by Darrell Bain
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Here is a collection of wild and zany, hilariously funny stories about the life and adventures of a couple who have lived for over twenty years at a real address on Santa Claus Lane and--what else?--own a Christmas tree farm in--where else?--Texas! Darrell is a lazy, inefficient and ten-thumbed farmer who would rather write or do most anything except farm, even though he's the one who got them into it. Betty is his hard-working, efficient and competent wife. Darrell loves her dearly, and it's a ... more info>> (Published: 2001)
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Me Talk Pretty One Day [Secure]
by David Sedaris
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A new collection from David Sedaris is cause for jubilation. His recent move to Paris has inspired hilarious pieces, including Me Talk Pretty One Day, about his attempts to learn French. His family is another inspiration. You Cant Kill the Rooster is a portrait of his brother who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers and cashiers with 6-inch fingernails. Compare... more info>>
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Medics Wild! [Medics Wild Series Book 1]
by Darrell Bain
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When the Williard brothers get going, any resemblance to a real war is purely coincidental! Sgt. James Williard uses his position as the hauncho of a medical dispensary in Vietnam as a base, while he and his crazy medics turn the war zone into a party zone. Williard's two brothers, Jerry, a naval ensign and Jason (Jumpin' Jase)--the Marine fighter pilot who regularly loses 15 million dollar planes--join the fun and then it is like no war ever recorded. Wilder than M*A*S*H, a hilarious romp. (Published: 2001)
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