Bio: As the youngest child in a large Catholic family, Jenna was told exactly nothing about sex and romance. This lack of knowledge, combined with a touch of insomnia, produced a mind full of fun and glorious fantasies. An average (and painful) parochial school education was unable to teach her the fine art of spelling, grammar, and punctuation. She hopes to one day lean a copy of her first novel against Sister Pain?s headstone. The inscription will read: ?You were wrong.? On the outside Jenna appears to be your average middle-aged soccer mom. On the inside she brews wild stories of adventure, romance, and sex to a soundtrack of heavy metal.